C F C Well I wonder how Susie is doing F C At the airport in old Durango C F C Does Susie still work for the airlines F G I pray one day they let that bitch go F C Susie’s a big deal at the airlines F G The Durango airport’s pretty small F C She checks in and tags F C And handles some baggage C G C F* You could say that sue does it all C G C You could say that bitch sue does it all I flew into Durango from Denver Where I ground checked my martin guitar Susie took it off of that aircraft threw it on top a luggage car from the airplane there on the runway through the window I witnessed it all my axe hit the tarmac I swear I heard the crack That old dreadnaught took a dreadful fall My guitar took a terrible fall Chorus: Em F So inside I showed Susie the damage C G Caused by her negligent misdeed Em F She denied that it even happened C G Innocent was how Susie did plead F C Well I implied that she was a liar F G That’s when Susie made up her sick mind F C Hell surely don’t have F C That bitch susie’s wrath C G C F* She was gonna my kick my ass big time C G C That bitch would kick my ass big time Kick it- solo Kick it again- solo The next day I went back to the airport My old six string held together with tape Susie was on duty that morning From that cold bitch I could not escape She said you can’t take your guitar to Texas Because its in a soft leather case Either leave it behind Or a hard case go find I swear Sue had a smile on her face That bitch had a smile on her face Then she showed me a rule in a rulebook Some bs made up by the faa I had to leave my guitar in Durango Have it fed-exed back to LA I borrowed an axe down in Austin But I swore I would right susie’s wrong Lawyers aint cheap Im no litigious creep So instead I wrote Susie a song I wrote that bitch Susie a song Chorus: Now I think of myself as a nice guy Usually I’m polite, never rude Course the bitch’s name isn’t Susie Cause I don’t want to get my ass sued But I wonder how Angela’s doing That’s something I’d sure like to know Is Angie still there With her pony tailed hair At the airport in old Durango At the airport in old Durango